Lena once had two chickens…
Lena once had two chickens. One of them got terribly sick. So she killed the other one to make soup to get the first one well again.
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Lena once had two chickens. One of them got terribly sick. So she killed the other one to make soup to get the first one well again.
Anyone else?
Ole and his brother Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. As they were auguring a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, “There’s no fish under the ice.”
Ole and Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, “There’s no fish under the ice.”
They both looked around and then looked up.
Ole said, “Are you God?”
The voice spoke back, “No, the ice rink attendant.”
This one’s really bad, but I just can’t help it …
When Ole and Lena first got married, they wanted to be able to talk about intimacy, but as Norwegian Lutherans it wasn’t going to be easy. They agreed that rather than use the word “sex,” they would use a code word: “washing machine.” One night early in their marriage Ole said to Lena, “Hey, Lena, washing machine tonight?” Lena replied, “Not tonight, Ole, I have a headache.” After a while, Lena got to feeling guilty — they were newly married, and Ole was a good husband. She could make a sacrifice for him. So she went downstairs to Ole’s workshop and said, “Hey, Ole, washing machine?”
Ole replied, “No, thanks, Lena. It was a small load, so I did it by hand.”