Archive for 'Dee Wayne'

Put a Steak Through My Heart

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
I have missed you Dee Wayne…no Dee Wayne it is I that have missed you.
Dee Wayne has been gone way too long…yes I know that I have made some snide comments recently…
But Dee Wayne has a big ego…I need to be the headliner.
I want to talk about the most American of [...]

Trick or Treat

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
After last week’s epic Shefzilla vs. Platt battle, I thought we would lighten up this blog.
Tis’ the season to dress like someone else…and Dee Wayne is ready to assist his loyal followers with his 2009 costume advice.
Boring post?
Perhaps…but here is my twist…we will only discuss “foodie” costumes:
Mario Batali:  Orange crocs, wool [...]

I don’t roll on Shabbos

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
Last weekend was perhaps the quintessential party for Dudes.
(Note to readers:  notice that Dee Wayne used a capital D when using the word dude, this is intentional, since he is talking about the Dude)
Yes, the same Dude who had his rug pizzed on, the same Dude who took on the nihilists, [...]

2P or not 2P

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
Do you love technology?  I do…the internets have changed my life.
I have an iPhone, and this piece of technology is forkin’ awesome!
As many of you are well aware, I am a sick and demented person (the silence I am hearing makes me think you agree).
I decided to take the “They have an [...]

Fork Oprah

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
I just got back from a quick two day trip to the Windy city… and I’m full of more than just sheet!
I ate my way through that forkin’ town.
Listen…I know that you may find this hard to believe…but Dee Wayne has lots of friends.
(Note to readers:  Dee Wayne acquires most of [...]

If I’m in Hudson…did I go too far?

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
I have to apologize to all of my adoring fans for being out of commission for so long…but I have a valid excuse…I had nothing to say.
Well…its wasn’t for the lack of trying.
Dude…I had writer’s block…a brain fart if you please
But guess what…I’m back and better than ever!  New and improved!
I [...]

omg-random

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
Just some random thoughts….or at least my top 10 random thoughts

Heidi’s new menu items are creative and flavorful…cold watermelon soup with sake and prawns…who thinks of this sheet?  It’s awesome…give it a go…very refreshing.
Will any restaurant be able to survive Downtown?  With the serious overhead of being Downtown, you cannot survive [...]

Cougars

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
I have some very sad news to report…there has been a new animal added to the endangered species list…
The Minneapolis Cougar.
Believe it or not…Dee Wayne is a very logical person…so let the logic begin
What is the definition of an endangered species?
Let me enlighten you, dictionary.com defines an endangered species as:
“…a species [...]

Middle East Conflict

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
I just got back from an amazing vacation in Israel, and it got me thinking about the conflict in the Middle East.
No…not the Jewish-Arab conflict, the Falafel-Schwarma conflict
How do you decide?
I couldn’t…I ate them both…frequently.
But at the end of the day…the score was Falafel 3  Schwarma 2.
The best falafel in Israel…hands [...]

Hot Sheet

Dee Wayne here…how are you?
If you can’t stand the heat…get out of the kitchen.
I am beginning to wonder how chefs deal with working in the kitchen when the humidity has been as crazy as its been lately.
Those who know me…know that I LIVE for A/C.
(Side note for my readers…Dee Wayne loves concrete and camping for [...]